When CIAv technicians go to upgrade a sound system, we often find interesting artifacts left by previous installers. Here are a few . . .

"A speaker is just a chandelier for sound, right?"
"Well, it didn't work as a cabinet door. . ."
"Now we oughta be able to hear the choir!"
 
"It's five o'clock, and I'm going home, okay?"
 
"Don't look now, pastor, but there's an armada of tiny submarines behind you!"
"Take me to your mixer, Earthling!"